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Happy Birthday

by The Burning Hell

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Dinosaurs 02:01
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South America doesn’t exist And the moon is painted on the sky Things sometimes fall up, but you never see And everything you believe is a lie. Dinosaurs were invented by God as a test And our bodies don’t rot when we die The hippies are working for the government And everything you believe is a lie. Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie. Everything you believe is a lie. There are wee tiny dwarves inside your TV. And nobody cares when you cry. Your mother resents you; she wanted a girl And everything you believe is a lie. Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie. Everything you believe is a lie. It’s been years But I’ve never loved you And I never will Though I’ve tried We’ll never get married I’m dating your sister And everything you believe is a lie. Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie. Everything you believe is a lie
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Well here’s a little story about a woman that I knew – It’s no allegory I guarantee it’s all quite true So I expect you to believe me though you won’t believe your ears Pay attention, listen up, though you may tremble with fear You see this woman that I spoke of had a quarrel with her lover; It seems she had discovered he’d been sleeping with another And it was on this very spot in June of 1987 That they fought and then he shot her and she died and went to heaven Or at least that’s what the priest said as he read the funeral rights But something strange was going on amongst the tombstones that night Just when everybody thought her immortal soul was saved We were all quite surprised to learn that she had risen from the grave. She said “Aloha, I’m back, I’ve got some business to do. I’ll be back in my casket before the night is through But first I’ll pay a visit to a certain prison cell And see my cheating husband, and send him straight to hell.” We were speechless as she left us to find the fiend she’d married Til someone said ‘she’s looking good for a girl who’s just been buried But you know we ought to stop her – should we call up the police?’ I said ‘she’s the living dead – they can do as they please.’ Besides, she was heading to the station house herself where her husband was awaiting trial in a holding cell The sergeant was surprised to see a corpse walk through the door But he said ‘sorry ma’am, visiting hours are 2-4’ She laughed and said ‘I’m dead, and I don’t have all day! So if you’d kindly stand aside and show me the way?’ And the sergeant said ‘of all right then – he’s in cell #6’ Besides, he thought, I really don’t get paid enough for this. He was sleeping on his cot when she came into the cell And ever since the murder he had not slept very well When he opened up his eyes at first he thought it was a dream But she began to speak before he had a chance to scream. She said “Aloha, I’m back, I’ve got some business to do. I’ll be back in my casket before the night is through But first I’ll make you pay for your cheating and your lies – So honey, prepare to die.” Now some say it was a heart attack, some say it was a stroke And some will say the whole thing was invented as a joke But I tell you, it’s a fact and it all happened right here - When he saw his undead wife, he simply died of fear. She said “Aloha, I’m back, I’ve got some business to do. I’ll be back in my casket before the night is through But first I’ll pay a visit to a certain prison cell And see my cheating husband, and send him straight to hell.”
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See my skin peel away right off of my head Look at my cheeks all pulpy and red They’re the same cheeks you kissed when I was a kid So long, so long ago. See my little shriveled hands like the claws of a bird I know it sounds crazy, I know it seems absurd But they’re the same hands that touched you and drove you insane So long, so long ago. These bones: take them in your arms This skin: touch it one more time. I may be dead, but you’re still mine. See my curled up lips pucker up for a kiss See my brittle little hips, see my bony fingertips These same fingers were crossed when I said ‘til death do us part’ So long, so long ago. And look at my hair – it’s out of control, it keeps growing and growing and oh my soul Is trapped in this box and I can’t do nothing, I’m down in this hole My eyes may be gone but I can still hear every word you whisper in some other ear But soon you’ll be down here and we’ll be together again. These bones: take them in your arms This skin: touch it one more time. I may be dead, but you’re still mine.
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credits

released January 3, 2008

All songs by Mathias Kom. Copyright 2007 SOCAN. All rights reserved. And all that jazz. Recorded in 2007 by Andy Magoffiin at the House of Miracles.

Featuring Mathias Kom, Darcy McCord, Jill Staveley, Jenny Gleeson, Adam Demarsh, Jenny Mitchell, Mary Jane McCallum, Nick Ferrio, Mike Duguay, Steve McNabb. Art by Gabe Foreman, layout and design by Leigh Kotsilidis.

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The Burning Hell

The Burning Hell is the ongoing musical project of songwriter Mathias Kom and multi-instrumentalists Ariel Sharratt and Jake Nicoll, often including additional comrades and collaborators.

Their densely populated genre-shifting songs are packed with an abundance of literary, historical, cultural, and pop-cultural forebears, heroes and villains, subjects and objects, stories and hooks.
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